Hot4BBC seems to miss the point. If you are hot for such an experience and you look as good as you do in the posted pics, you shouldn’t have any trouble attracting the real thing - black or white. That way, you won’t have to blow a piece of furniture. (On another note, when you take that big dildo and pose with it as a strap on, you might be limiting your possibilities - or maybe not.)
I am always amazed!